Monday 6 April 2015
LaughPast tense
Teacher : “ I am young and beautiful , Ramu tell what tense it is”
Ramu : “ Past Tense Madam.
With a smile
Income tax Officer : “You should pay your taxes with a smile”
Young Lady; “ I have tried thrice but
every time they insist for cash”
Use it here alone
Kamalesh asked the teacher , “Sir, shall I take this book home”? Teacher said “ No, use it here alone, I don’t give anything to home”
After some days the teacher came to Kamalesh’s house and asked for a broomstick to clean his house Kmalesh said “NO sir, I don’t give anything to home .You must use it here alone”
Mother Tongue
Teacher : “Why people often talk of “ Mother Tongue?”
Student : “Because father never gets a chance to use it
Don’t blame me
Manager: “Look at all the dust on this desk! It looks as if it has not been cleaned for a fortnight.
Servant: “Don’t blame me Sir, I joined duty just a week back”
Why?
Why do Monkeys groom One another?
Grooming (making smart and clean) is a particularly important activity for rhesus and other monkeys because it provides psychological and social benefits to them. It strengthens group bonds as well as the connections between individual monkeys.
Scientist believe that constant picking helps release tension in the group. Grooming also serves to keep monkeys healthier . when a monkey’s rubs through another monkeys fur, it is giving comfort to its companion. It is also removing dirt and flecks of dry skin.
A heart without honesty
Four thins are empty – a head without brains, a wit without judgment, a heart without honesty, and a purse without money.
Quote from the True Charm and Power of Vedanta
To includes this minds, therefore,
religion must become broad enough . Everything it claims must be judged from
the standpoint of reason. Why religious should claim that they are not bound to
abide by the standpoint of reason , no one knows. If one does not take the standard
of reason, there cannot be any true judgment, even in the case of religious.
One religion may ordain something very hideous, For instance, the Mohammedan
religion allows Mohammedans to kill all who are not of their religion. It is
clearly stated in the Koran. Kill the infidels if they do not become
Mohammedans’ They must be put to fire and sword. Now if we tell a Mohammedan
that his is wrong , he will naturally ask. ‘How do you know that? How do you
know it is not? My book says it is’ If
you say your book is older, there will come the Buddhist, and as my book
is much older still. Then will come the Hindu, and say y books are the oldest
of all. Therefore referring to books
will not do. Where is the standard by which you can compare? You will say ,
look at the Sermon on the Mount , and the Mohammedan will reply look at the
Ethics of the Koran. The Mohammedan will say, who is the arbiter as to which is
the better of the two? Neither the New Testament nor the Koran can be the
arbiter in a quarrel between them. There must be some independent authority,
and that cannot be any book, but something which is universal; and what is more
universal than reason? It has been said that reason is not strong enough; it
does not always help us to get at the Truth; many times it makes mistakes, and
therefore the conclusion is that we must believe in the authority of a church!
That was said to me by a Roman catholic, but I could not see the logic of it.
On the other hand I should say, if reason be so weak, a body or priests would
be weaker, and I am not going to accept their verdict, but I will abide by my
reason, because with all its weakness there is some change of my getting at
truth through it; while, by the other means , there is no such hope at all.
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