Laughter

Monday, March 23, 2009
Ever sting Embrace
The stream of my life is ever flowing on, Perchance checked by an impassable rock,
As if blocked for all time its goal.
Yet if blocked for all time from its goal.
Yet the yearning soul with feeble stroke
Finds its course through adamantine walls.
The stream of my life is ever flowing on;
Perchance in swift current,
Again slow and still as if stagnant,
But ever flowing on to find Thee, Thou ocean of life and bliss,
To join its little stream with Thine uncompassed waters,
To find its wholeness in Thy Being.
Over coming obstacles and distance,
It is ever flowing on and on and on,
Till all separation cease in Thine everlasting embrace.
Good listeners
Good listeners can make better speakers. Active listening will help a person to become the best.
How to be an active listener? Look at the speaker and listen to what he is saying. A little sigh now and hen assures him that you are with him.
You should not leave in the middle of the speech, or toy with napkins, water glassed and such other things. Whispering and murmuring are distracting to the speaker. Do not use this time to do your own work.
Today is ready cash
Yesterday is a canceled cheque- you cannot cash it. Tomorrow is a promissory note- you cannot rely on it. Today is ready cash-spend it wisely.
Think and talk about good things.
When you talk about your troubles, your ailments, your dieses, your hurts, you give longer life to what makes you unhappy. Talking about your grievances merely adds to those grievances. Think and talk only about the good thing that add to your enjoyment of your work and life. If you don’t talk about your grievances, you will be delegated to find them disappearing.
Laughter
He will have to touch it to be sure.
Tell someone that there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he will believe you, but tell him that a bench has just been painted and he will have to touch it to be sure..
Verdict of the Jury
Judge to the jury; :Have you reached a verdict?’
Foreman of the jury; “Yes Your Honour . We , the jury, have decide not to become involved.”
Terrible to grow old alone!
Lonely man to co-worker; “It is terrible growing old alone”. Co-worker;”But you have your wife”.
Lonely man; “My wife has not celebrated a birthday in 9 years.
Financially crippled!
An educated young beggar approached a man on the street and said, “Sir, could you please give a cripple tow rupees for bus fare?’
“Alright:, answered the man giving the beggar a close look, “but how are you crippled?”
“Financially “, was the reply.
That aroused my curiosity
“What is your name , sir?’asked the bank clerk politely.
“My signature is there”.
“Yes, Sir, that is what aroused my curiosity”.
Secret of success
Gold smith, child, woman and king are noted for their steadfastness. The secret of success lies in determination.
Based on experience.
You are actually a series of memories and reaction based on experience.

I drive joy
There was a doctor in Benaras who spent 5 minutes in the morning and evening for mediation on God. Knowing this, his colleagues and friends laughed at him. One day they argued that he was wasting ten precious minutes on something, which he had been misled into believing. The doctor replied, “Well, if God does not exist, I agree that I am wasting ten minutes a day. But, if He exists? I am afraid you are wasting your entire lifetime. I prefer to waste ten minutes rather than a lifetime. Why should you grudge me the ten minutes joy that I derive from? I am not robbing you of your joy; why should you rob me of mine. He asked. The critics were silenced. –Baba- Chinna Katha

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